- You can lose weight without trying.
- The medication causes you to have better sleep.
- Coughing is a good workout for your abs. Burn that belly fat.
- You can take the day off.
- Your family leaves you alone, so you can catch up on some reading.
- People don’t expect you to be productive. Nothing is demanded of you.
- The house is a mess, and your family still treats you like a princess.
- Instead of being required to cook, people cook for you.
- Suddenly your schedule is freed up, since you’re not allowed to go anywhere.
- It’s a get-out-of-jail-free card for an event you don’t want to attend.
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I love that first reason lol.
You are making me want to be sick!!
Hrmm, I have a two year old so most of there rules don’t apply. Bummer
Yes, that is true…
I’d say about half of the rules apply in my house, too! I still get jumped on and asked to do things, but at least I don’t have to feel guilty about a messy house. And it’s nice to have an excuse to stay in the house for a few days, too. I think the only time I could be really alone in silence for half a day in bed is when I had surgery. Sometimes it actually makes me want to have another surgery!
Almost…no one ever leaves me alone. hahaha. But oh so true. And sooo funny! I laughed all the through.