Top 10 Reasons Sickness Isn’t So Bad
- You can lose weight without trying.
- The medication causes you to have better sleep.
- Coughing is a good workout for your abs. Burn that belly fat.
- You can take the day off.
- Your family leaves you alone, so you can catch up on some reading.
- People don’t expect you to be productive. Nothing is demanded of you.
- The house is a mess, and your family still treats you like a princess.
- Instead of being required to cook, people cook for you.
- Suddenly your schedule is freed up, since you’re not allowed to go anywhere.
- It’s a get-out-of-jail-free card for an event you don’t want to attend.
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